Thesaurus Thinker Gifts

"That question you asked earlier piqued my curiosity, Steve..."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

Ninedency: A budding tendency

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

Man sees door to Thesaurus company that has sign posted: 'Absent Ingesting Comestibles'.

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

Reasonableman

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'Sometimes, from time to time, occasionally I wish I'd never bought that ruddy thesaurus!'

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

'What's with the Thesaurus - trying to find a clinical term for love?'

Thesaurus Publishing: In a Meeting, Gathering, Conference, Forum, Discussion.

"'Cogito, ergo sum' is all very well for you, but what about me?"

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'Intellectual bigotry...Go ahead, blaspheme my holy scriptures, the media loves it...'

Teaching evolution in the business schools.

Inclusive family code in Cuba

Illogic Tree

'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'

"Professor Williams had at first been reluctant to join the Assistant Deans in their Think Great Thoughts aerobics. He later came to enjoy the activity."

"Religion: Man's attempt to make sense of a frightening universe. Science: See 'Religion'."

Posters of the Sahara

"I think you made your mistake right at the beginning!"

"I wish that life was as logical as Algebra."

Questionmark Hits Man on the Head

"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes."

"...And when the Lord finished, she rested."

August Comte

No Action Comics

"If Heather has two mommies, and each of them has two brothers, and one of those brothers has another man for a 'roommate,' how many uncles does Heather have?"