Thesaurus Thinker Gifts

"That question you asked earlier piqued my curiosity, Steve..."

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

"This stool shall pass."

Ninedency: A budding tendency

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

Man sees door to Thesaurus company that has sign posted: 'Absent Ingesting Comestibles'.

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

Reasonableman

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'Sometimes, from time to time, occasionally I wish I'd never bought that ruddy thesaurus!'

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

'What's with the Thesaurus - trying to find a clinical term for love?'

Thesaurus Publishing: In a Meeting, Gathering, Conference, Forum, Discussion.

"'Cogito, ergo sum' is all very well for you, but what about me?"

Inclusive family code in Cuba

Posters of the Sahara

The Procrastinator

"Religion: Man's attempt to make sense of a frightening universe. Science: See 'Religion'."

Illogic Tree

'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'Intellectual bigotry...Go ahead, blaspheme my holy scriptures, the media loves it...'

"Professor Williams had at first been reluctant to join the Assistant Deans in their Think Great Thoughts aerobics. He later came to enjoy the activity."

Teaching evolution in the business schools.

"I think you made your mistake right at the beginning!"

Questionmark Hits Man on the Head

"I wish that life was as logical as Algebra."

August Comte

"...And when the Lord finished, she rested."

"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes."

Man walking his pet crocodile and a cross section of both brains is visible.

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