Thrift Store Worker Gifts

"They were on sale."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

Second hand furniture.

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"I just..."

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

'Withdrawal symptoms.'

'It's time for the annual wage review...' (Sign on the wall says 'Remember money isn't everything!')

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

House sale.

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

Sale on Three Piece Suits, $10, 300 Polyester.

'I thought you wanted a clothes dryer.'

'He has no romance. For special occasions, he gives me a coupon for a card and chocolates that will be 50% off the next day.'

Man debating the price in a resteurant

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

"There's another one! Pull over!"

"The valuation of my business includes its goodwill."

Just Smoke and Mirrors - Gifts For the Easily Distracted.

Garage Sales Anonymous

Thrift: Live in the sea, make friends with a whale, and shower for free.

'You haven't touched the the reserve funds yet, have you?.'

Style

All-you-can-wear.

"Coool! How much for the bean bag chair?"

"My sick friend owns a second-hand store...got any used get well cards in good condition?"

Wallpapering.

All You Can Eat: Senior Special