Thrift Shop Manager Gifts

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

Second hand furniture.

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

"I just..."

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

"I need something that says, 'Let's party,' but in a fiscally responsible manner."

Crap others threw out

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

'Withdrawal symptoms.'

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

'It's time for the annual wage review...' (Sign on the wall says 'Remember money isn't everything!')

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

'It took a six hour operation to remove this fiver from your fist.'

Electricity Bills

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

Sale on Three Piece Suits, $10, 300 Polyester.

House sale.

How To Cut The Defense Budget

"There's another one! Pull over!"

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

"I only drink on special occasions. Like when some body else is buying."

Thrift: instead of 1 tap for hot water and 1 tap for cold, 1 tap for warm water.

Just Smoke and Mirrors - Gifts For the Easily Distracted.

"The valuation of my business includes its goodwill."

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

What were you thinking when you bought this re-sale shop.

Garage Sales Anonymous

Starbucks goes downscale: drinks for the post-venti-latte economy

Thrift: bathe fully dressed and wash your clothes at the same time