Thrift Master Gifts

"Yes, that's our bathroom. We're a startup, so plumbing and running water is a luxury."

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

'You haven't touched the the reserve funds yet, have you?.'

Clenched Purse

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"Can I substitute the baked potato for stiffing you?"

A Consideration Certainly

'Are you eligible to join 'Miser' the high accrue society?'

Tortoise says: 'Times are hard, I've had to take in a lodger.'

Cheap, cheap, cheap, cheap. 'He's talking about you, you know.'

"...Instead of raw, how would you like your egg tepid?"

When Papi says..."I can fix that! Wood is comfortable when it's covered with cushions!" it means...he's too cheap to buy a new couch.

Turkeyless Thanksgiving

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

"I just..."

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."

"I need something that says, 'Let's party,' but in a fiscally responsible manner."

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

Crap others threw out

Welcome all to the monthly gathering of Tightwads United. Hi there. Hello. Hey. On tonight's agenda: Dumpster diving, coupon clipping, and a special lecture. How to carpool while always getting the other person to drive. I'm like a god. Woohoo!! Yeah!!! Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap. Tightwads United.

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

World's cheapest car

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

'It's time for the annual wage review...' (Sign on the wall says 'Remember money isn't everything!')

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

'It took a six hour operation to remove this fiver from your fist.'

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

House sale.