Thrift Expert Gifts

MOM'S DINER - Today's super-saver special, go home and cook something yourself!

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"I just..."

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

"I need something that says, 'Let's party,' but in a fiscally responsible manner."

Welcome all to the monthly gathering of Tightwads United. Hi there. Hello. Hey. On tonight's agenda: Dumpster diving, coupon clipping, and a special lecture. How to carpool while always getting the other person to drive. I'm like a god. Woohoo!! Yeah!!! Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap. Tightwads United.

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

Crap others threw out

'Withdrawal symptoms.'

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

'It's time for the annual wage review...' (Sign on the wall says 'Remember money isn't everything!')

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

'It took a six hour operation to remove this fiver from your fist.'

House sale.

Sale on Three Piece Suits, $10, 300 Polyester.

Electricity Bills

How To Cut The Defense Budget

"I only drink on special occasions. Like when some body else is buying."

Thrift: instead of 1 tap for hot water and 1 tap for cold, 1 tap for warm water.

"There's another one! Pull over!"

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

What were you thinking when you bought this re-sale shop.

Garage Sales Anonymous

"Baldo! Get away from my truck!"

Starbucks goes downscale: drinks for the post-venti-latte economy

Thrift: bathe fully dressed and wash your clothes at the same time

'You haven't touched the the reserve funds yet, have you?.'

Budget Recliner