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MOM'S DINER - Today's super-saver special, go home and cook something yourself!

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"I just..."

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

"I need something that says, 'Let's party,' but in a fiscally responsible manner."

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

'Withdrawal symptoms.'

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

'It's time for the annual wage review...' (Sign on the wall says 'Remember money isn't everything!')

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

'It took a six hour operation to remove this fiver from your fist.'

Electricity Bills

House sale.

How To Cut The Defense Budget

Sale on Three Piece Suits, $10, 300 Polyester.

"I only drink on special occasions. Like when some body else is buying."

Thrift: instead of 1 tap for hot water and 1 tap for cold, 1 tap for warm water.

"There's another one! Pull over!"

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

Garage Sales Anonymous

What were you thinking when you bought this re-sale shop.

Starbucks goes downscale: drinks for the post-venti-latte economy

Thrift: bathe fully dressed and wash your clothes at the same time

'You haven't touched the the reserve funds yet, have you?.'

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

Budget Recliner