Thrift Store Worker Mugs

"They were on sale."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

Second hand furniture.

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"I just..."

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

'Withdrawal symptoms.'

'It's time for the annual wage review...' (Sign on the wall says 'Remember money isn't everything!')

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

Sale on Three Piece Suits, $10, 300 Polyester.

House sale.

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

'I thought you wanted a clothes dryer.'

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

"There's another one! Pull over!"

Man debating the price in a resteurant

'He has no romance. For special occasions, he gives me a coupon for a card and chocolates that will be 50% off the next day.'

Just Smoke and Mirrors - Gifts For the Easily Distracted.

"The valuation of my business includes its goodwill."

Garage Sales Anonymous

Thrift: Live in the sea, make friends with a whale, and shower for free.

Style

'You haven't touched the the reserve funds yet, have you?.'

Ikea for hippies

"Coool! How much for the bean bag chair?"

All-you-can-wear.

"My sick friend owns a second-hand store...got any used get well cards in good condition?"

"For my money...any care looks good."