Thread Twister Gifts

Spindles

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

Curtsey

Hanukkah tree

"I told you we should have had separate trials."

"No bouquet toss for this bride. She's shooting it out of a cannon."

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

"You may now kiss the... Oh, I see you have already done that!"

Jack and the Beanstalk.

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

"Well, I was under oath, so I couldn't lie outright, but I'm a weasel of course, so I have a way with words..."

Quilting Bee.

Two lovers sitting on a bobbin

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

"He'd torch the castle and I'd rescue the damsel."

"Nothing wrong with half-truths...you still have 50% to manipulate."

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."

'He's calling Running Bear on his mobile.'

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

"I never lie to my parents, but sometimes we do interpret event differently."

"It's a lot of work, but a quilt lasts forever."

Burke and Hare and Hare

Serf faints as apple is shot from his head by an arrow.

'Do you promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, except if your wife asks if she looks fat?'

"Urgent message from Captain Sasson, sir - do you know any words that rhyme with orange?"

A difficult position.