Thought Analyst Gifts

"I see a psychiatrist holding a Rorschach test."

The International and May Day Terrorism

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

The Thought Process.

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

Rodin's Thinker.

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

Brainstorm in progress.

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

'Carl Jung loses it...' 'don't tell me I made a Freudian slip - it's a Jungian slip!'

Human Brain

Prison for people who lack imagination.

Tonight's Lecture: Eastern Mystical Approaches to Dream Interpretation. Yin-Yang Jung.

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

When lice dream.

"I saw Elvis kissing Santa Claus."

"Please, no! Not the pit of people endlessly describing their dreams in great detail!"

"I don't look at it as right and wrong, I look at it as two different strategies with two different outcomes."

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

The Human Condition

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

A walking brain, with legs, and a head (or is it a mask?)

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

Thinking outside the box.

A man walks on the sidewalk trailing thought bubbles behind him.

"Another nightmare?"

'Your problems are caused by all-or- nothing thinking. It's either that, or you don't have any problems.'

'Last night Warren Buffett came to me in a dream and whispered in my ear, but it was just sexual.'

'But how does it feel to misunderstand how you might think about not knowing what to believe?'

Then the tree walked away, and I said good-bye to it... what a dumb dream... whose idea was it to analyse my ideas.

"Anymore, I'm appearing in only small secondary rolls in my dreams."