Thought Analyst Pillows

"I see a psychiatrist holding a Rorschach test."

The International and May Day Terrorism

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

The Thought Process.

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

Brainstorm in progress.

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

Human Brain

'Carl Jung loses it...' 'don't tell me I made a Freudian slip - it's a Jungian slip!'

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

Prison for people who lack imagination.

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

"I saw Elvis kissing Santa Claus."

When lice dream.

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

Thinking outside the box.

"Another nightmare?"

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

A walking brain, with legs, and a head (or is it a mask?)

A man walks on the sidewalk trailing thought bubbles behind him.

"I don't look at it as right and wrong, I look at it as two different strategies with two different outcomes."

The Human Condition

"Please, no! Not the pit of people endlessly describing their dreams in great detail!"

'Your problems are caused by all-or- nothing thinking. It's either that, or you don't have any problems.'

'Last night Warren Buffett came to me in a dream and whispered in my ear, but it was just sexual.'

Then the tree walked away, and I said good-bye to it... what a dumb dream... whose idea was it to analyse my ideas.

'But how does it feel to misunderstand how you might think about not knowing what to believe?'

"My mental ink pen ran dry.

"Bear in mind, George, that even an experimental physicist must at times be reasonable."