Thirst Trapper T-Shirts

"I see water, lots of water... Oh wait. I see you suddenly realising that I'm just a mirage."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

Beer Order

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

Various Traps.

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

"If there's been a constant theme in my life It's that I'm really thirsty."

Product Testing Department

A day in the life of a dog.

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

Freddie's water

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

'I'm really thirsty.'

"I'm addicted to water."

Ice cream van - Large cone.

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -

'Hey,that wasn't there yesterday,let's go check it out.'

'Hello, Ralph? Come on over and bring a ladder, I have one up a tree.'

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

Bagging the Chipmunk

"Junior just kept saying 'add to cart...add to cart...'."

'Hey, dude. Did you get a look at this sign?'

Mirage guidance.

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

"Lately, I've mainly been using selfie traps."

'Why do you knock them back so quick.' 'I had one stolen.'

"Forty years in this business and you suddenly decide you don't like gimmicky?"