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"Fun Fact: 10,000 years ago, this was a lake!

Jimmy got out of the whole lemonade stand business and targeted a smaller, more lucrative demographic.

'No, thanks. I'm fine.'

Water: Regular, Premium and Ultra.

Water...bottled water...flavoured water.

'You look a bit dehydrated to me... We'd better get you a drink...'

a drink at the pub

"A quick pint, Mavis, I'm running on empty!"

'Maybe I should change this thing more often'

Freddie's water

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

Beer Order

Mirage 200 Yards

Woody is contemplating if it's still or sparkling.

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

Sparkling water with a slice of lemon...

'All day I faced the barren waste without a taste of water... cool... clear...'

'I'm not in it for the money - I just figure it's a good way to get a lemonade whenever I want one.'

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

'Water! Water!'

'Rats, I don't have any change either...'

'I'm really thirsty.'

Australian Crawl

Clown crawling through the desert moaning, 'Seltzer... seltzer.'

Cold drinks for free in the desert

"Yeah, its warm..."

"If there's been a constant theme in my life It's that I'm really thirsty."

Cheese Pile

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."

"Do you have something for somebody with no palette, no taste and no money?"

'I thought I told you to cut down on sugar.'

"I'm addicted to water."

"Those visions of sugar plums aren't an eye problem. You're just in the holiday spirit."

"But we already had sex."