Thinkers Of The Rod Gifts

'What do you mean fishing is the thinking person's sport? How smart are fish?'

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

"Honey, close the fridge door while you're thinking!"

'I ink, therefore I am....'

"This looks good, Jim, but we'd better run it by legal, Siri, and Alexa."

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

"Don't think of it as forgetting stuff. Think of it as freeing up brain space."

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

"Professor Williams had at first been reluctant to join the Assistant Deans in their Think Great Thoughts aerobics. He later came to enjoy the activity."

"Already my computer is outmoded, but i try to tell myself that my computer isn't ME."

"No textbooks. I'm strictly Web-fed."

'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

"What next?"

The older I get, the more of my memory I outsource to Google.

'Dad, why didn't the three bears' have a home security system?'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

Justice is being biased by social media

The Blogger.

"You can't possibly have winter cabin fever! Winter just officially started a couple days ago."

The Evolution Of Manhood

Art.

'What's the point of all this school business when we can just look up things on the internet?'

"And this is the electronic version."