Thinkers About Society Gifts

Child watching a rocket launch which reads 'war'.

Time Bombs: Obesity, Pensions, and Environment.

Censorship is killing free society.

"Today on the ask Sadie show, we'll be addressing one single topic: 'Wolverine.' Specifically, we'll be talking about how most of you freaks who were obsessed with it for months are no longer talking about it. You people today have the attention span of a chimpanzee!!! That's an average of about 20 seconds, for those of you who still remember what I just said."

"Professor Williams had at first been reluctant to join the Assistant Deans in their Think Great Thoughts aerobics. He later came to enjoy the activity."

"Nothing can be done about crime unless you deal with the root causes in the environment."

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

Johnny and Moloch

Emile Durkheim

I got an A in despair.

Last night my mother asked me when I'm going to change my name to yours. Tell your mother that a woman named Lance is a bad idea, Gloria.

"Star Wars. . . Batman. . . Pirates. . . What we should be building is affordable housing."

Marionette

Big Society: 'Somebody should do something!'

Pied Piper leading youths away with ghetto-blaster.

Your dire prediction in this space. 1-555-826-1000

'This computer system cost me over $200,000, and you ask ME the meaning of life?'

Corona or Hunger

Obese evolution

"You'd be surprised at how often men still try to show me their penises."

It's Not the System

"This is for anyone on the panel- how can I be up there instead of down here?"

Members of the National Nonconformist Society all have the same clothing on.

"A philanthropist is a man who gives away publicly a fortune he should really be giving back."

"Well, the most dangerous diseases are cancer, Ebola, Aids and religion."

Pulling the Insurance Industry

The Harlot's Progress - Ensnared bya procuress.

Other People's Money

'I turned water into wine. It's a mixed blessing.'

Next stop: Insecurity.

"Sure, potty training is your ticket into society, but you lose the primeval freedom of diapers."

"The Zoomers and Boomers are out of our reach, so we'll have to count on the Doomers and Gloomers."

A man's head connecting with large statue of pointing hand

'How come opportunity doesn't identify itself until he's leaving?'

'Yes. I do know the European ruling on wearing religious symbols, but...'