Discussing Society Gifts

"If we didn't have everything, Boswell, what would you want?"

"Gee, thanks pal."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

"How is it in Russia?"

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

Regardless children just want to fit in.

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

"He's so anti-regulation he won't even take a laxative."

"A grand jury sitting in Terre Haute, Indiana, today handed up an indictment of society."

'I know a lot of wives let themselves go when they're married- but AFTER the reception?'

'My problem is that I am an informed citizen.'

"Your Honor, we the jury blame the victim."

"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."

Feel Like A Contributing Member of Society....

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

Caution Bullet Ahead

Number of Overdoses in U.S. Continues to Incease

"Isn't it comforting that even in our fast-moving times there are still things that remain as they were?"

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

'He's always looking for an argument!'

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

Blok conforming, with difficulty.

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

"Talk about old New York families—they bought their Warhols new!"

Black cloud over Statue of Liberty

The golfer apologized for all his affairs. The governor regrets all his affairs. So does the former presidential candidate. I don't get the abstinence until marriage idea. Shouldn't it be abstinence AFTER marriage?

"Today on the ask Sadie show, we'll be addressing one single topic: 'Wolverine.' Specifically, we'll be talking about how most of you freaks who were obsessed with it for months are no longer talking about it. You people today have the attention span of a chimpanzee!!! That's an average of about 20 seconds, for those of you who still remember what I just said."

'Follow the crowd! Do what the other sheep do! Gad, child, why can't you remember that?'

Aging population in Cuba

"It would never work out- we're from two totally different tiers of the upper middle class."

"Good news, hon. They defunded Planned Parenthood."