Society Scholars Gifts

Parents Strike

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"Gee, thanks pal."

Oligarchy

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

George Orwell

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"By labeling it, I control it."

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

The Mainstream

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

The great Chartist demonstration. No. I. - A loyal citizen.

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

Before the riots/after the riots

"A little required reading before your G7 summit."

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

"How is it in Russia?"

"I'm a social scientist, Michael. That means I can't explain electricity or anything like that, but if you ever want to know about people I'm your man."

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

Regardless children just want to fit in.

"A grand jury sitting in Terre Haute, Indiana, today handed up an indictment of society."

"He's so anti-regulation he won't even take a laxative."

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

"I suppose it was bound to come to this."

'I know a lot of wives let themselves go when they're married- but AFTER the reception?'

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."