Society Researchers Gifts

"I burden you with the national debt, you burden your kids with it, and so on. . ."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"Gee, thanks pal."

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"By labeling it, I control it."

Coronavirus Waves

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

The great Chartist demonstration. No. I. - A loyal citizen.

Politicians are from Uranus.

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

Before the riots/after the riots

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

"How is it in Russia?"

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

"A little required reading before your G7 summit."

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

"I'm a social scientist, Michael. That means I can't explain electricity or anything like that, but if you ever want to know about people I'm your man."

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

"Well, here's your problem. You need an O right there."

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

Regardless children just want to fit in.

"He's so anti-regulation he won't even take a laxative."

'I know a lot of wives let themselves go when they're married- but AFTER the reception?'

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"