Thespian Grappler Gifts

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

The Jeopardy of Progress

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Tabletop Theatre

"God works in mysterious ways."

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

Bad times to sneeze

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

Grim Reapers sitting their 'Finals'.

"An actor ... huh, that’s funny, because you look just like a waiter."

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

Ventriloquist Grave

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"We're doing a skit of Peter Rabbit at school. I'm the potting soil."

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

"I sensed a fine balance between the misery on the stage and the misery in the audience."

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

'How is your degree in theater going to help you here?'

Comedy, Tragedy and News.

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

'I would've done better in geography, but the test on Australia boomeranged.'

'Sorry professor, my mind was some other place.'

"Well, Clive, what I REALLY want to do it wait on tables."

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

"I'm retired actor Daniel Day Lewis. They thought I was I was good. They don't know how good."

"Marriage and water, I find, don't mix."

The great bespeak for Miss Snevellicci

Cat boxer

'If I had Doppler, it would be predicting a storm when my parents see this grade on my meteorology test.'

'Mum, Dad, I've downgraded my academic forecast.'

'Such petulance!'