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'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

The Jeopardy of Progress

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Tabletop Theatre

"God works in mysterious ways."

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

Bad times to sneeze

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Grim Reapers sitting their 'Finals'.

Ventriloquist Grave

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"An actor ... huh, that’s funny, because you look just like a waiter."

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

"I sensed a fine balance between the misery on the stage and the misery in the audience."

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

'How is your degree in theater going to help you here?'

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

Comedy, Tragedy and News.

"I'm retired actor Daniel Day Lewis. They thought I was I was good. They don't know how good."

"Marriage and water, I find, don't mix."

'Sorry professor, my mind was some other place.'

'I would've done better in geography, but the test on Australia boomeranged.'

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

"Well, Clive, what I REALLY want to do it wait on tables."

The great bespeak for Miss Snevellicci

'If I had Doppler, it would be predicting a storm when my parents see this grade on my meteorology test.'

'Such petulance!'

'Mum, Dad, I've downgraded my academic forecast.'

Jumbo in Henrik Ibsen's The Wild Duck

Cat boxer