Thespian Boot Enthusiast Gifts

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Henrik Ibsen,

Vivienne Westwood

Harriet Walter

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

Ventriloquist Grave

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

"An actor ... huh, that’s funny, because you look just like a waiter."

"I sensed a fine balance between the misery on the stage and the misery in the audience."

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'Hey Mom,you won't believe it but Dad caught a boot this big.'

"They're texting it in."

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

Down On the Farm

Comedy, Tragedy and News.

Vicar absent from church due to car boot sale.

Latest support group: British actors who couldn't get a part in the Harry Potter films.

"Well, Clive, what I REALLY want to do it wait on tables."

"I'm retired actor Daniel Day Lewis. They thought I was I was good. They don't know how good."

The Little Old Lady Goes Fishing.

Trying on boots

The whole ambience of the research trip was ruined by Harold's squeaky boots!

The great bespeak for Miss Snevellicci

"There's a big difference between being a method actor and a meth OD'd actor, Burt."

Jumbo in Henrik Ibsen's The Wild Duck

"O.K., I just found my wife in bed with my best friend and I go into a rage. What's my motivation?"

Sid James

"Wow, these boots really ARE water repellent!"

Teacher complaning he can't understand pupil in his course on 'Voice projection and pronunciation'

"At last - the lair of the Bigfoot!!"

"I was Mrs. Webb in my high-school production of 'Our Town.' Who were you?"

'Dad, I think I'm old enough for my first pair of high heels.'