Thermostat Tempter Pillows

"You'll thank me when you see the heating bill."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

To do before Saturday...

Secretive Weigh In.

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

'I would kill for a truffle.'

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

'I told you he had a temper.'

The new rain dance.

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

Zero gravity and subzero gravity explained.

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

Japanese Cuisine. What's the matter with the chef? He's just having a tempura tantrum.

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

"It's so hard to settle on a office temperature that everybody likes."

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

'I don't know which one of you keeps turning up the air conditioning, but you'd better stop!'

"Sealed for your diets protection."

'Is it getting hot in here or is it me!'

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

Wal Max - Complaints Department

Fishing Music

"I'd better go -- I think my wife's menopause has arrived."

'C'mon. Just a few counties can't hurt.'

"You sure you don't wanna turn the AC down just a tad?"

"It seems that every time I get rid of those last stubborn ten pounds, those darn girl scouts come around with their cookies!"

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."