Thermostat Tempter Prints

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Secretive Weigh In.

To do before Saturday...

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

'I would kill for a truffle.'

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

The new rain dance.

'I told you he had a temper.'

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

"It's so hard to settle on a office temperature that everybody likes."

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

'I don't know which one of you keeps turning up the air conditioning, but you'd better stop!'

"Sealed for your diets protection."

'Is it getting hot in here or is it me!'

"I'd better go -- I think my wife's menopause has arrived."

"It seems that every time I get rid of those last stubborn ten pounds, those darn girl scouts come around with their cookies!"

Wal Max - Complaints Department

'C'mon. Just a few counties can't hurt.'

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

Fishing Music

"You sure you don't wanna turn the AC down just a tad?"

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.