Thermoregulation Enthusiast Gifts

Poor Circulation Desk

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

'I hibernate in a small crevice near the hot springs that stays warm all winter.'

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

'I don't know who's cranking up the air conditioning out here, but knock it off!'

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

"It's so hard to settle on a office temperature that everybody likes."

Entropy Seminar.

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

Why don't you look at ME that way?

"You sure you don't wanna turn the AC down just a tad?"

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

"The best thing about my promotion? I'll be in charge of the thermostat."

'I do wish you'd stop playing with the climate control Hazel!'

"Central air? I am so jealous!"

Slam!

'Hold it! That's my coffee thermos.'

"I told you you keep the thermostat up too high."

Gas Vs. Electric

"These things are made to keep hot stuff hot and cold stuff cold."

'I'm cold-blooded: I need an electric blanket...'

Hot and Cold Elevator

'We blow hot and cold. He argues it's too hot and I say it's too cold.'

'Have you been self-regulating again?'

". . . I said, that new air-conditioner sure is powerful!"

"Well would you look at that. . . Our A/C decided to go out at the beginning of a 10-day record heat wave."

"Damn! I forgot the Thermos flask."

'It does not mean she likes you better; you're just warmer.'

'I was well liked before they assigned me to thermostat control.'

Luke warm reception

'He's a bit busy at the moment - Chillaxing.'

Right now I would prefer extreme cold!

"Somewhere, anywhere cold."