Thermoregulation Enthusiast Prints

Poor Circulation Desk

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'I hibernate in a small crevice near the hot springs that stays warm all winter.'

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

'I don't know who's cranking up the air conditioning out here, but knock it off!'

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

"It's so hard to settle on a office temperature that everybody likes."

Entropy Seminar.

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

Why don't you look at ME that way?

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

"The best thing about my promotion? I'll be in charge of the thermostat."

"You sure you don't wanna turn the AC down just a tad?"

'I do wish you'd stop playing with the climate control Hazel!'

"Central air? I am so jealous!"

Slam!

"I told you you keep the thermostat up too high."

'Hold it! That's my coffee thermos.'

Gas Vs. Electric

"These things are made to keep hot stuff hot and cold stuff cold."

'We blow hot and cold. He argues it's too hot and I say it's too cold.'

'I'm cold-blooded: I need an electric blanket...'

'Have you been self-regulating again?'

Hot and Cold Elevator

"Well would you look at that. . . Our A/C decided to go out at the beginning of a 10-day record heat wave."

". . . I said, that new air-conditioner sure is powerful!"

"Damn! I forgot the Thermos flask."

'I was well liked before they assigned me to thermostat control.'

'It does not mean she likes you better; you're just warmer.'

Luke warm reception

Right now I would prefer extreme cold!

Boss, is the air conditioning broken? It just plummeted to about 30 degrees. That's awful. It was supposed to gradually fall to 30 degrees. Gradual temperature declines boost sales of hot drinks by 17%. But rapid declines make people leave. This can't be legal. Hold on, I'm setting the Ecobee to emergency blast furnace.

This job I got will only last until the pandemic is over. It's temp work.

"Somewhere, anywhere cold."