"Hello Mum .. The Doc wants to know if I have difficulty making decisions. What do you think?"
Therapy Session Aficionado Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for the therapy session aficionado? Whether they love talking it out or just unwind with a good session, our collection offers humorous and heartfelt items that resonate with their passion for mental wellness and self-care. Find unique mugs, shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate their journey toward better mental health and relaxation.
'I tried everything to get my class to pay attention. I tried bribes, sarcasm, guilt, shame and threats. Nothing works! Are you paying attention to what I'm saying?'
"Have you ever heard anyone yell 'EEEK! A psychiatrist!'?"
'You have to get out more and meet new people you can find fault with.'
"I feel like we're finally making progress."
"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"
In a twist on "It's A Wonderful Life," sometimes I wonder what the world would have been like if I HAD existed.
Shrink to large stick of dynamite - 'How long have you had the urge to detonate?'
Man on psychiatrist's couch: 'It was a cry for help, really - I tried to slash my wrists with rollerblades.'
'I can't even watch football on TV. When they go into a huddle I'm sure they're talking about me.'
"I just need something to feel a little less grim."
Licensed Therapist
"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."
"And you're certain these are accidents?"
Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.
"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."
"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"
"Postwar is hell."
"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"
"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."
Couples' therapy
Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.
"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"
'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'
"I sometimes think you're the only one who listens to me."
'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'
"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."
X-ray Psychology.
"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"
"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."
'I find that a live rhinoceros rather than an invisible elephant speeds things up considerably.'
'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'
'We have three minutes left.'
"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"
'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'
Therapy Session Aficionado Gifts Collection
Therapy Session Aficionado Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for therapy session aficionados, featuring funny and motivational designs that brighten their day.
Therapy Session Aficionado Pillows
Soften their space with pillows that celebrate therapy and self-reflection—ideal for creating a comforting corner.
Therapy Session Aficionado Prints
Inspire with prints that promote mental wellness and self-care—ideal for decorating therapy rooms or personal spaces.
Therapy Session Aficionado T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts designed for mental health advocates and therapy lovers—wear your passion for self-care with pride.