Therapy Satire Lover Pillows

'Even my inflatable dolls have headaches!'

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

'Nurse, I said x-ray, not microwave.'

"I feel your pain level."

'I'm afraid it's bad news Mr.Hooper, I've just got the report on your finances.'

"Albert the Great—what a joke."

Heimlich maneuver, Gastric bypass surgery, Liver transplant.

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"Great news, Mr. Corrigan. That large, life-threatening lump we removed from your back turned out to be your lawyer."

"Does it hurt when my attorney does this?"

Dr. Flagg's Worst Nightmare

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

"Sometime I feel people go out of their way just to scare me."

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

'We're like one big family tree... that's why everyone is in therapy.'

'Pencil on couch being psycho analysed.'

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

"Your test results are perfect and there is nothing wrong with you. We will operate on you for it tomorrow."

'I can't make you younger...odometer tampering is against the law.'

"Teach me not to care."

"I am not the famous heart surgeon, but I am in his medical group."

Pay Hospital Bill Here.

Psychiatrist: Mind over matter filing trays.

'If you begin to feel unwell, start or stop taking aspirin...'

"Why do you feel like you're lost?"

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

"Tell me Mr. Jones. Does it hurt when I do this?"

'Life's little wonders are too big for me.'

The NHS begins using outside contractors for routine operations.