Therapy Office Decorator Gifts

'... sorry, what were you saying about no-one listens to you?'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

The Pencil and Sharpener

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

"When you work from home everyday is Casual Day."

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

The lap dog, I can work around. The laptop cat, not so much.

'Where does it hurt?'

'It's not here for artistic value. It's here to discourage employee theft.'

'I'm sending you to see another doctor, he's a specialist in hyperchondria.'

"I remember when this was all offices."

Businessman with novelty in and out baskets.

'I must have that painting for my office.'

"Duct tape fixes leaks in the office, too."

"I told you when you moved into Dr. Condee's office that his bookshelves were due to collapse any day."

'That's the workstation we use for district assessment scoring, or on a slow day, for playing solitaire.'

Cat woman struggles to work at home.

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

'I don't like the painting either, but it is part of our corporate culture.'

"Law offices designed by lawyers. Of course."

"I'll have my people zoom your people."

'Why hide it. I do this for me.'

'Excess is the way I measure success.'

'We won't give you a raise, but you can put this on your desk.'

'I couldn't get away for a vacation so I brought the vacation to me.'

"It was the boss' suggestion...that I take a working vacation...in the office."

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

'Your new grade level rates an office, but the furniture comes assembly required.'

'When I talked about, 'fundamental changes to chore practices to align ourselves with a changing business environment', I was referring to more than you moving your desk closer to the window.'