Therapy Office Decorator Pillows

'... sorry, what were you saying about no-one listens to you?'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

The Pencil and Sharpener

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

"When you work from home everyday is Casual Day."

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

'Where does it hurt?'

'It's not here for artistic value. It's here to discourage employee theft.'

'I'm sending you to see another doctor, he's a specialist in hyperchondria.'

Businessman with novelty in and out baskets.

'I must have that painting for my office.'

"Duct tape fixes leaks in the office, too."

"I told you when you moved into Dr. Condee's office that his bookshelves were due to collapse any day."

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

'That's the workstation we use for district assessment scoring, or on a slow day, for playing solitaire.'

'I don't like the painting either, but it is part of our corporate culture.'

"I'll have my people zoom your people."

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

'Your new grade level rates an office, but the furniture comes assembly required.'

'Excess is the way I measure success.'

'Why hide it. I do this for me.'

'We won't give you a raise, but you can put this on your desk.'

"It was the boss' suggestion...that I take a working vacation...in the office."

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

'I couldn't get away for a vacation so I brought the vacation to me.'

'When I talked about, 'fundamental changes to chore practices to align ourselves with a changing business environment', I was referring to more than you moving your desk closer to the window.'