Therapy Jokester Gifts

"Why can’t this count as ‘date night’?"

Harold finally decided to take his psychiatrist's advice to become more receptive.

Scream Shrink

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

Virtual Doctor

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

"So, let's catch a wellness wave!"

'It's been years since she sang my praises.'

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

"You're completely screwed up."

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

"As soon as your dentist gets here, we'll begin."

"No, I don't think you have 'multiple personality disorder'. In fact, I don't think you have a personality at all."

"How long have I had what problem?"

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

Computer help.

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

'Lately my business instincts and intuitions have been on opposing sides.'

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

"My brother is always trying to one-up me. As soon as I was diagnosed with bipolar disorder he said he had tripolar disorder."

Woman on psychiatrists couch talking to statue in art museum.

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

I think I have a gilt complex.

"Dr. Livingstone will see you now."

'Don't worry about your heart - it will last you till the end of your days. . .!'

'The Neurosis Pack.'

Dog in therapy.