Therapy Counselor Gifts

Hand puppet company boss uses puppet to tell employee: 'You're fired!'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Licensed Therapist

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

America, are we learning anything?

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."