Therapist Appreciation Day Gifts

"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

"I feel so used."

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

A Puppet Named Juan

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"Staff support"

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

'C'mon get it straight.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Licensed Therapist

I will study my speling words...

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

"Postwar is hell."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

'Pssst! Straighten up, here come the bigwigs.'