Therapeutic Communication Gifts

The basics of psychology.

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Woman on the phone.

Social Networking.

"I just feel like I'm constantly disappointing parents everytime I appear on report cards."

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

"Don't judge me until you've walked a mile on my medication."

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

"So has this obsession about your weight ever led to thoughts of suicide?"

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

"Let me put it this way. If you had a tail, would you chase it?"

Being unable to clearly articulate responses to interview questions is a common mistake...

"Tell us again — a little less graphic."

"Your lasagna was dismal, as was the coffee, but you, Sofi, are fabulous at Pictionary!"

Hand puppet company boss uses puppet to tell employee: 'You're fired!'

"I care that you care that I care about you caring... but I'm not sure if your caring is enough caring to make up for what I'm not caring enough about."

"I've found my voice, Penny. It's deep, wise, and compassionate."

"You've got two more things to worry about now. You're mad and I'm expensive."

"My main worry is my anxiety."

"I had that dream again where I kill my Shrink."

"You're putting up too many walls Hadrian."

"Oh, hello darling..."

'I don't believe in myself any more.'

'Excuse me, Mr. Pavlik, but that gentleman you called an idiot is here. Should I still say you're not in?'

"Cured? - Before I went to my psychiatrist I was Napoleon - now, I'm back to being a nobody!!"

'Mr. Scrooge, I think we should talk a bit more about this dream you had...'

'Sometimes I think you don't listen to a word I say!'

'What's that supposed to mean!?!'