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Physics: Unified Theory. Luftkopf's work on string theory is all tangled up.

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

Swinging on a star.

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

Writers without borders.

Giant white horse.

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

Your resume begins Once Upon A Time...I like that!

"I object!" "Overruled!"

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

Kirsten Johnson

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

What Do Doctors Dream About?

Musical Web

Man dreaming of TV weather girl having clothes blown off.

Creativity

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

'Is this your first book launch?'

'How about having at least one character who's alive and wearing clothes?'

Emily Dickinson Rebooted