Theory Weaver Mugs

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

Swinging on a star.

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

Writers without borders.

Giant white horse.

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

Your resume begins Once Upon A Time...I like that!

Kirsten Johnson

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

Musical Web

Man dreaming of TV weather girl having clothes blown off.

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

Creativity

"I object!" "Overruled!"

What Do Doctors Dream About?

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

'Is this your first book launch?'

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'