Theory Of Mind Gifts

Id/Ego/Superego.

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Sigmund Freud.

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

YOLO vs YODO

'Cartoonist thinking'

'Quantum Mechanics is one of the three great pillars supporting our understanding of the natural world.

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

"Mine's bigger than yours."

Lecture on Chaos Theory delayed because the speaker dropped his notes.

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

Tonight's Lecture: Eastern Mystical Approaches to Dream Interpretation. Yin-Yang Jung.

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

"I beg to differ."

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

''Relativity,' you say? — Well, it can't be any worse than your 'speed bump' theory.'

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'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

'First particle theory, then wave theory, then plasma theory, and now lime gelatin theory.'

The Development of the Theory of Relativity

'Hi! -- I'm selling theory insurance!'

'The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance, and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever.'

Somewhere in France Gertie Anne Grapples With An Idee Fixe

There's been lots of unexplained shaking and booming noises in the middle of the night - all over the world. Some thing earth's entered a part of space filled with meteors too big to burn up in our atmosphere. Others think governments are building a network of underground bases to save a select few from a coming apocalypse. A lot of people think the world's about to end, Susan. If it were anyone but you, I'd thinking this was a pickup line. For the first time in my life, all my favorite shows go

'According to your love line, I should be calling a cop right now!'

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

"Do you think my followers will mind of 'Martin's Theory of Everything' ends after just three installments?"

'I have ego issues — at least, I think it's me.'

"Can you give us another formula? We aired this visual yesterday."

"Thank you."

Noah and the skunks...