Theory Of Mind Gifts

Id/Ego/Superego.

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Sigmund Freud.

YOLO vs YODO

'Cartoonist thinking'

'Quantum Mechanics is one of the three great pillars supporting our understanding of the natural world.

"Mine's bigger than yours."

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

Lecture on Chaos Theory delayed because the speaker dropped his notes.

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

"I beg to differ."

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'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

'First particle theory, then wave theory, then plasma theory, and now lime gelatin theory.'

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

'I have ego issues — at least, I think it's me.'

Noah and the skunks...

Somewhere in France Gertie Anne Grapples With An Idee Fixe

'According to your love line, I should be calling a cop right now!'

'Hi! -- I'm selling theory insurance!'

'The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance, and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever.'

"Can you give us another formula? We aired this visual yesterday."

"Do you think my followers will mind of 'Martin's Theory of Everything' ends after just three installments?"

"Thank you."

Freudian vs Behavior therapist.