Mythical Mind Gifts

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"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

Quantum Psychic

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

Sisyphus visits Stowe

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Sisyphus and coronavirus

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

Id/Ego/Superego.

"Rapunzel,Rapunzel.Throw down your accounts for the last fiscal year!"

Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

A voodoo doctor.

Man can levitate but can't hold fingers properly.

Priest with the Pet Devil.

'You should have thought about your allergies before you built the ark.'

'Great, we're lost. I thought you said you knew the way to the ark! I bet even the stupid monkeys made it there!'

'You will be reincarnated as someone who undergoes past life regression.'

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

Things we need to acknowledge

"There weren't any more clown fishes at the pet shop, so they got me - a jester fish."

"I want to thank all the little people."

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

Octopus Baseball Fan