Theatrical Thinker Gifts

Man with a top hat. The lid of the hat is rising with some eyes peering out.

"I feel as if everything in my life has happened offstage."

Godot Bound And Gagged In A Dark Office

"I have half an hour if you want someone to get sucked into your drama."

'You are in court today, so I've got to take you into make up.'

2b or not 2b?

The Modern Godot

"Instead of a traditional resume, I thought it would be more impressive if I acted out my work experience in a one-man play. Scene one. . ."

Shakespeare was bisexual

"Try a few of these."

"I flunked out of acting school, but it was good training. I know how to act like I know what I'm doing."

'Have you got any idea where I left my glasses?'

Lunch Surprise

The Greatest Mime in the World

'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.'

'I'm constantly being manipulated.'

"Waiting for Portillo"

Konstantin Stanislavski.

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

Joe Schmoe (a dramatization)

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"To be or not to be."

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

High School Schedule

Andre Gide.

Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.

'Mind if I join you?'

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"I suppose you're wondering why I've summoned you here at 3 AM, minion." "I try not to wonder." "After crunching the numbers, I've determined we'd increase profits by being open 24/7." "We're in the suburbs. Everyone's asleep." "Not true. By being closed at 3 AM, we're missing out on the potentially-lucrative Igor the Wino clientele." "Go to the alley and give Igor a 1-for-the-price-of-2 coupon." "Very bad man."