Theatrically Inclined Gifts

"That jerk! He almost knocked you over!"

"Just be yourself."

Benedict Cumberbatch

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'Hamlet'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Shakespeare was bisexual

"Out damn Spot

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Taking a peek at the audience

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"It's a play on words."

Falstaff

Scarpia from Tosca

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Bravo!"

Applause

Silly wig.

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"