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Giacomo Antonio Domenico Michele Secondo Maria Puccini

Can You Spot the Differences?

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Felix Mendelssohn

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Horti-Culture

I love my Timpani

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

'He was only reaching for his powerpoint presentation pointer.'

Hildegard von Bingen

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

Artist and Musician

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Dynamite little combo

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

A baby playing on a grand piano

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"Scotch and water musick."

He then drew a number of smaller pie charts behind the bigger chart. That helped to put it into perspective.

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Orchestra conductor

Quartet.

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

Kultural K9's.

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

May your Christmas be full of harmony

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

Although not felt by everone, Wanda's powrful jargon sent seismic shock waves through some of the more geologically unstable department in the organization.

Malcolm Sargent

"You need to take the weak parts of your presentation and work them into something that won't get you fired."