Theatre Major Gifts

"I don't get it."

The High School of Music and Art and Economics

Shepherd and eurydice

"Bond James, Bond."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

They hated me.

"Just be yourself."

Showbiz Awards

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'They all want to play the star.'

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Tut and Carmen.

Herman Mankiewicz

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'Hamlet'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Leslie Caron.

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Champagne

Jean-Paul Sartre