Theatre Major Pillows

"I don't get it."

The High School of Music and Art and Economics

Shepherd and eurydice

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Bond James, Bond."

They hated me.

"Just be yourself."

Showbiz Awards

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'They all want to play the star.'

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Tut and Carmen.

Herman Mankiewicz

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'Hamlet'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."