Degree Drama Pillows

"This is the office of 'so now you've decided that you finally need to graduate.' How may I help you?"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

Benedict Cumberbatch

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'They all want to play the star.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

'Hamlet'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Trump! The Musical

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

'You know too much!'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Cut!

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"To be or not to be."

Modern Major General

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Mikado

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Jack Gleeson

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Scarpia from Tosca

Falstaff

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Senta jumps into the sea