Drama School Graduation Pillows

"Do you think we could stop using 'Julius Caesar' in the role plays?"

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'They all want to play the star.'

'Hamlet'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Trump! The Musical

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

William Shakespeare

Macbeth: Take Two

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

'It was a play on words...and a bad one at that!'

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

A pretention of playwrights

Midsummer Night's Dream

'We'll send you to acting class when you're older. For now, get up and get ready for school.'