Starting Drama School Pillows

Teacher complaning he can't understand pupil in his course on 'Voice projection and pronunciation'

"Since they gave up on grants we just don't seem to get the same variety of candidates."

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'They all want to play the star.'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

'Hamlet'

Trump! The Musical

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

Macbeth: Take Two

William Shakespeare

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

A pretention of playwrights

"So, to sum up, I would like to say that Shakespeare is an awesome genius in the same category as Albert Einstein and Jerry Garcia."

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

'It was a play on words...and a bad one at that!'

Midsummer Night's Dream