Starting Drama School Pillows

Teacher complaning he can't understand pupil in his course on 'Voice projection and pronunciation'

"Since they gave up on grants we just don't seem to get the same variety of candidates."

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'They all want to play the star.'

'Hamlet'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Trump! The Musical

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

William Shakespeare

Macbeth: Take Two

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

'It was a play on words...and a bad one at that!'

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

A pretention of playwrights

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

Midsummer Night's Dream

Shakespeare's Brain

'We'll send you to acting class when you're older. For now, get up and get ready for school.'