Graduating From Drama School Pillows

"Since they gave up on grants we just don't seem to get the same variety of candidates."

Strong Female Lead

The Art Student.

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

' A good idea '

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'They all want to play the star.'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'Hamlet'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Trump! The Musical

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

Cygnets from Swan Lake

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

William Shakespeare

Macbeth: Take Two

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

'It was a play on words...and a bad one at that!'

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

A pretention of playwrights

Tragedy/Schadenfreude