Theater Prompter Gifts

Piano Prompt

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

Shakespeare was bisexual

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

"I'm Rapunzel. You want Juliet – next tower over."

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Ruff

O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art though, Romeo? Seriously, wherefore art thou? Shakespeare in the Dark.

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."

Chekov play and scorecard,

"I'm going to run away and join the circus. Not one of those big, tacky ones—something more European and intimate."

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

Kissing Prompt

'Actually, I'm a placebo psychiatrist.'

Shakespeare begins a play about a ship's captain and a white whale... and realizes he's never even been on a boat.

to be or not to be

"Page 33, line 4..."

'I have problems following my wife's plot lines.'

"I'm prescribing a placebo. You'll have to explain to him that it's really working."

I'm afraid laughter isn't really the best medicine, Mr. Fusco. The truth is, laughter is the best placebo.

"The line in the script was actually 'Woof woof,' but, when we started shooting, 'Bow wow' came out, and the rest is history."

"Well Doctor, I thought if a placebo works, this might as well..."

"Shouldn't we hold off an artificial intelligence until we figure out actual intelligence?"

"We still don't understand how this happened. You were with the placebo control group."

"Missing. Pale pink. 1 x 1 inch. Indiscernible neural function. Call 1-800-666-MAGA."

Candlestick at Night

'Poor old Fred at home. He thinks I'm out selling Tupperware.'

"...and the women who used the placebo makeup turned out to be just as attractive."

Welcome to the West Side

"Springtime in Paris on Google Earth. I told you I was a romantic."