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Piano Prompt

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Shakespeare was bisexual

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

"I'm Rapunzel. You want Juliet – next tower over."

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Ruff

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."

Chekov play and scorecard,

"I'm going to run away and join the circus. Not one of those big, tacky ones—something more European and intimate."

Kissing Prompt

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Actually, I'm a placebo psychiatrist.'

to be or not to be

Shakespeare begins a play about a ship's captain and a white whale... and realizes he's never even been on a boat.

"Page 33, line 4..."

"The line in the script was actually 'Woof woof,' but, when we started shooting, 'Bow wow' came out, and the rest is history."

"Well Doctor, I thought if a placebo works, this might as well..."

"I'm prescribing a placebo. You'll have to explain to him that it's really working."

'I have problems following my wife's plot lines.'

"Shouldn't we hold off an artificial intelligence until we figure out actual intelligence?"

"We still don't understand how this happened. You were with the placebo control group."

"Missing. Pale pink. 1 x 1 inch. Indiscernible neural function. Call 1-800-666-MAGA."

"...and the women who used the placebo makeup turned out to be just as attractive."

Welcome to the West Side

'Poor old Fred at home. He thinks I'm out selling Tupperware.'

"Springtime in Paris on Google Earth. I told you I was a romantic."

Candlestick at Night