Theater Kid Gifts

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

'Daddy Daddy, guess what: I'll play the Unicorn in the school play!'

"When I was young, kids played house."

Mario Caravadossi hides Angelotti

Royalty

"Just be yourself."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Culture Saturday

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Four children playing the flute.

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

Human Behavior Institute. Out Experiencing Lunch.

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

'All good things must come to an end.'

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

"Gracie's the only kid I know who offers El Cucuy under her bed a no-compete contract."

Abstract expressionist face painting.

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

'Going my way, gorgeous?'

"It was you, Jason. Dr. Karnes had it authenticated."

'I got an F in arts because the dog ate my homework!'

Playing dustbins

'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'

William Shakespeare

Urban Life.