Theater Kid T-Shirts

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

'Daddy Daddy, guess what: I'll play the Unicorn in the school play!'

Mario Caravadossi hides Angelotti

Royalty

"Just be yourself."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Culture Saturday

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Four children playing the flute.

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

'All good things must come to an end.'

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

"Gracie's the only kid I know who offers El Cucuy under her bed a no-compete contract."

Abstract expressionist face painting.

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

"It was you, Jason. Dr. Karnes had it authenticated."

'I got an F in arts because the dog ate my homework!'

Playing dustbins

'Going my way, gorgeous?'

'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'

Urban Life.

'Say, Dad - this story is the same as last night's story.'

William Shakespeare

Back To School Supplies.

'I'd like you to meet our new programs director.'