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'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

"He's gone goth"

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

What are you looking for in a college? A strong environmental program. Ok. Pick 4 or 5 we could visit. I've got 3 days for the trip. There's one in Ohio. Can do. One in Maine, Iowa and California. You need a good geography program. Here's another one. Where's St. Paul?

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

The 5 paragraph essay is sooo stupid. Why do we have to learn it? So you can get good SAT scores. That will get you into a good college, and then a good job. So you never have to write another 5-paragraph essay again.

Who posted the hilarious pics of you with the goofy haircut? Not sure. Someone who wants to humiliate me. One of the usual cyber bullies. No. Meaner. Hmm

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

Little Red Riding Hoodie

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

"Hey, look - Mom left us an internal memo."

The tulip knew it was in trouble when called by its scientific name.

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

"Stop smirking, it's just an expression! You know perfectly well what I mean when I say I'm putting my foot down and you can't go out tonight!"

Mrs. Tree? A hockey ball hit your daughter. It's likely just a bad bruise. Whew! Though there could be a fracture, nerve damage or fatal blood clots. What? Don't worry. Our medical advisor is evaluating Twig right now. Can you sign this liability waiver? Her hand seems fine. Team lawyer.

Funny Farm

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 4

'How did our summer vacation turn intoa summer job??'

'What does the word ‘Face' mean in this sentence: 'He was only trying to save face.' A) The front of the head. B)To look at something. C) The surface of a solid. D) Dignity.

Is it true kids your age lie 14 times a day? That's outrageous! Yeah, mom. It's sooo off. Good to hear! 14 seems high to me. 8 sounds right.